With thanks to markmus, Ramone, Vincenzo Oliva, Steve the Ant, alifib.
A presentation of the songs:
Somebody can't sleep because of the annoying noises produced by remote planets exploding.
A girl tries to seduce a man at the mall, but he's too busy choosing the brand and variety of fruit juice.
The Very Thing I Despise
If the solution is the problem, isn't it the case to close the exercise book?
My Little Friend
A kid finds a little mouse in the house.
The Usual Victim
A song about neighborhood problems, just like Bob Dylan's Neighborhood Bully.
Chevron and Shell Destroyed the Niger Delta
A nigerian is born in the Edo region and he's baptised with Chevron, Shell and ENI extracted oil, along with the local flora and fauna, consequently he emigrates to Lybia, where he finds a job and Ghedaffi pays his bills, but Tripoli is bombed by France, Great Britain, U.S.A. and Italy. Hence he seeks shelter in the latter, where he's fined because he asks for a dime.
Harry was determined to write a song for Beyoncè, until he wasn't determined anymore.
Calypso In The Night
I've heard somebody sing "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". But the words were all wrong.
Banana Apocalypse [Death' By Peelin']
It's not universally known that more than half a century ago a Banana Apocalyse actually happened, and caused the main variety of banana consumed at the time - wider, softer and sweeter - to get sick and becoming pratically extinct. Instead, in this song, misunderstanding the real meaning of the locution, bananas throw themselves from the trees against the humans, who - infected - become yellow and are peeled to death.
HarryBudini doing the Plankton Dada Wave doing the Devo whipping a smoothie.